Modern Chess Openings
The Russian guy explained to me about Magnus the great
A 2882 scoring rate
The same when me dad started talking about the Russians players and Bobby Fischer
The political side of the 64 black and white worlds
To me it sounded more as if Data went on in a slot-car match against R2D2
A Budweiser light year for breakfast
Drunken star trekkies
What did I know what he was talking about
1.e4
response
.c5
Sicilian
Dangerous
Struggle for both sides
Complex
Ooh, So you’ve seen the Queen’s Gambit on Netflix and now you’re an absolute expert in chess
That’ll only last for 4 weeks
Check mate
Modern chess openings
I still can’t find me book
Now start chewing on that in the top room
Griffith, white, scientific study
768 pages, fucking hell
Try and fit that in your cargo pants
It don’t matter if your club or tournament
Novice, intermediate
The grandmaster is looking at you
1.e4
response
.c5
Sicilian
Dangerous
Struggle for both sides
Complex
I look, to the moon tonight, it looks so nice
Weak and piddly
The forecast changed on Brick Lane
Look at the moon tonight, it’s so suddenly
Weak and piddly
‘’The daily slog of working life forms a great deal of the essence of their style, yet this is hardly something they are keen to promote themselves’’
What?!
Promote yourself
I don’t want to
What’s your rank?
I never played any competition
It’s all in me head brain
Consent
No, why should I?
Consent, why should i?
1.e4
response
.c5
Sicilian
Dangerous
Struggle for both sides
Complex
1.e4
response
.c5
Sicilian
Dangerous
Struggle for both sides
Complex
If the horse can jump
Proper etiquette, fuck off
If the horse can jump
Proper etiquette, fuck off
‘’What’s this thing about they want to know your rating or rank, just get involved’’