Massively Eaton

Smile on the faces of a rude donkey
Custom toys and cardboard stickers
You carved into the chopping board
We go up in the charts
If you count the deeper cuts

Look at you
Waiting in line when you could’ve gone online
But you don’t want to bother the mail humans 
With extra work 
Finding yourself In front of the Primark

Spent the money that you don’t have
An investment in children’s labour
You pull up your face mask a bit higher right over the eyes.

Not your problem, well it is
Do have a job, well it is
Own a 16 year old car, well it is
And somehow got married with a shit mortgage
Well it is

Keyesebab
I don’t want a Nobab
Can you go easy on the sambal
Keyesebab
With spicy spiders measuring sizes
and rusty toolkits
Don’t give em what he wants

Out there waiting to be massively eaten
Pick one, pick five pick six
For your team, great

Boiler shop
Hand in the tea kettle
Fuck that’s hot
Seats are sold 
How many did he pay that third party obese CEO?
Stuffed up and tied with their vulturous nuts to even bigger egos

Weather report
Weather report
Weather report

The bench in the park is missing covered up in powder
The moniker you miss clicked
Fake virus bullshit
Ain’t we all doing inside pocket Lingo 

No gold medal and a 400 in decent time
Your PostNL package can’t be delivered on time

Inconvenience with a flip side
Wicked
Can’t you just send it overnight with a pigeon?
Delivered like a hammer knock to the cranium
A moped sound boombox on the back of your electric bike

Keyesebab
I don’t want a Nobab
Can you go easy on the sambal
Keyesebab
With spicy spiders measuring sizes
and rusty toolkits
Don’t give em what he wants

Out there waiting to be massively eaten
Pick one, pick five pick six
For your team, great

Out there waiting to be massively eaten
Pick nine, pick ten pick twelve
For your team, pick me

Signed, bits going down a treat 
dabbles a lot
Signed, bits going down a treat 
dabbles a lot
Signed, bits going down a treat 
dabbles a lot
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