McKroket

EP: I bet you a €5er

McKroket

As we merrily skip through our houses and building markets

I'm not the one that created Daft Shit

I got a dog on a leash

And an application informant that's does my income report

It’s not that bad for me

The rice is rising

Now add an extra error to that file

I’m not Johnny Rotten you know

tash tash tash

ga ga get me some mashed potatoes

get on with it

tash tash tash

ga ga get me some mashed potatoes

get on with it

Home bitter probs the piss smell of a bbq with sage leftovers from last night

Going out is for the young and the popular kids

I just want to drink a beer or nine

You fuckin’ queen

It makes me sneeze

It’s that time of the year

It’s pulling out of the polling station

Portsmouth a trip to a Polish Hairdresser

On the corner

All you do is

tash tash tash

ga ga get me some mashed potatoes

get on with it

Maccy McDrive McKroket

Flashing lights and all that polish waiting in line

Maccy McDrive McKroket

Flashing lights and all that polish waiting in line

McKroket

I’m gonna make a wee effort in selling it to ya for 1,95 with sprinkled nuts on top

Mr. no one’ bothered made a new account to get more likes, bots, what?

Teeth marks in a hockey puck, I create my own Stanley Cup

I got white socks and singing the bare necessities every morning then got caught by David Tennant with a big grin on my face

Outstanding Miller

The hamburger bun is twice the size of the burger in this country

Well well well

Maccy McDrive McKroket

Flashing lights and all that polish waiting in line

McKroket

I’m important cause I wrote my own review on 3for12

I’m important cause I bought myself in and bought a second hand 3fm award and sold with a profit on e-Bay

I’m important

I write shit lyrics, shit music, shit melodies over and over again reproducing all the shit that we all know and shove that down your throat

Even the cows look well impressed by the amount that we can all ruminate.

‘cause I’m important

I’m the artist here

Look at me, I’m all well trendy dressed as if it’s carnival everyday

Ooh how important I am.

Short tempered

Insular, negativity

And all that polish waiting in line

Maccy McDrive McKroket

Flashing lights and all that polish waiting in line

McKroket

ga ga get me some mashed potatoes

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